TRUST THE COMPUTER! THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND!
You are a Troubleshooter! Congratulations!
As a Troubleshooter, you are a member of Alpha Complex’s most expendable elite force. Tasked with finding trouble and shooting it, you will be hunting mutants, terrorists, traitors, [CLASSIFIED], secret......
Who wants just a normal Gamesmaster's Screen? This is Paranoia - get the Paranoia Interactive Screen!
The PARANOIA INTERACTIVE SCREEN is an experimental but entirely safe device developed by those totally non-mutant geniuses over at R&D. How will it make you happy?
* TOUCH SCREEN! It's entirely ta......
Troubleshooters rattling through your mission with ease? Getting one over on the Briefing Officer? Simply hand them a random form from the Paranoia Forms Pack and watch them proclaim their loyalty to the Computer with delight!
Citizen! Fill out this mandatory fun form immediately. Failure to comple......
Alpha Complex is undergoing an explosion of mutants! This briefing pack contains all the information on 49 brand-new, never-before-detected and extremely traitorous mutant powers that some of your fellow citizens are concealing.
Fear the laser-bending powers of the Refractor!......
Alpha Complex is experiencing a wave of More [REDACTED] Societies. These traitors and terrorists are flooding your sector with new societies, factions within societies, and equipment. INFRARED workers are having their loyalty to the Computer tested by the Alpha Complex Communist ......